Arris

Aristotle = Bottle

Bottle and glass = Arse





Rubba


Rubba dub dub = Pub




Sky


Sky rocket = Pocket




Bread


Bread and honey = Money




Cherries


Cherry Hogs = Dogs



Trouble and strife


Wife




Saucepans


Saucepan lids = Kids




Brass


Brass flute = Prostitute




Bull and cow


Row




Ball of chalk


Walk




Frog


Frog and Toad  = Road




Bunny

Bunny = Rabbit

Rabbit and Pork = Talk




Pony


£25 due to the pictures on the Indian banknotes




Daisies


Daisy roots = Boots




Bulls eye


£50 (50 on a dartboard)




Rifle


Rifle range = Change




Pigs


Pigs ear = Beer




Linen draper


Newspaper




China


China plate = Mate




Tom Thumb


Rum



North and South


Mouth




Farmers

Farmer Giles = Piles

(Haemorrhoids)




Plates


Plates of meat = Feet




Kyber


Kyber Pass = Arse




Whistle


Whistle and Flute = Suit




Dickey


Dickey Dirt = Shirt




Skin and  blister


Sister




Barnet


Barnet fair = Hair




Dig in the grave


Shave




Almonds


Almond rocks = Socks